Sex Chapters

Sorry, it’s not a sex swing. Unless, of course, she simply failed to promote that particular piece of furniture to Elle Decor magazine…The glossy purveyor of furniture and home decor nobody but obscenely wealthy celebrities can afford tapped the obscenely wealthy celebrity for their fall issue. Gwyneth was asked what home items she simply can’t live without, and her answers included hand-painted wallpaper, the sacred books of assorted world faiths (all placed at the same level for maximum metaphorical punch, natch), and a bathtub in the bedroom. You heard us. A bathtub in the bedroom. Sounds excessive (thinking about the plumber’s bill alone makes us nauseous), but Gwinnie insists it’s perfect for bathing the kids. Funny- we can think of a few uses for a bathtub in the bedroom, but NONE of them involved kids….

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First, a disclaimer: If any portion of this book, including the dedication, was actually typed out by any one of the Kardashian sisters and not described to a ghost writer while getting a pedicure, then I am the Queen of England. Anyway, ghost written or not, the names Kourtney: Khloe: Kim- KARDASHIAN are splayed across the garish leopard print cover of “Dollhouse,” the sisters’ literary debut. Naturally, the book is about the glamorous comings and goings of a “family in the spotlight.” Despite the parallels to their real life (whatever that means for the Kardashians), Kim says it is partly fabricated and “you’ll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up.” We suggest you pair it with Snooki’s novel, A Shore Thing, the combination of which will render you functionally uneducated. That’s ok- reading is for ugly people, anyway.

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Ben Flajnik may have come in second place on this season of The Bachelorette, but we bet he’s not too torn up about it. The reason? Jennifer Love Hewitt. JLH is a confirmed fan of the show, and the day after the finale she tweeted that Ben had accepted “my final rose.” A few short days later, the reality show runner-up and the busty Party of Five celeb were seen canoodling in a San Francisco pub. Who needs first place, anyway- those big, beautiful blossoms JLH has on her chest make for an excellent consolation prize.

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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have had an on-again, off-again kinship for years, and Timberlake recently hit the “off-again” switch when he declared himself “single” at a Friends with Benefits press event. But Jessica is not one to sit at home and cry into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, no sir- she’s got a multimillion dollar sci-fi reboot to shoot, one that also happens to star a Mr. Colin Farrell. Reports are coming from the set that while Ferrell and Biel haven’t hooked up (at least as far as the little birdies in the crew know), they do have “hot chemistry” and hang out off set, where they are often seen grinning like idiots in each other’s presence. Could Jessica be on her way to permanently giving the former N*Sync-er his permanent N*walking papers so she can take a walk on the Irish side? Only time- and the little birdies in the crew- will tell.

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Jane Fonda, the swinging ’60s sex symbol who has appeared bare in 8 movies from 1964′s Joy House to 1989′s Old Gringo, opens up about her struggles with body image in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Fonda tells Harper’s that after a decades-long battle with bulimia (“I wasn’t very happy from, I would say, puberty to 50″, she says), she’s finally felicitous with her body- especially the rear view: “I’m careful that what I wear will show off my best parts, which are my waist and my butt.” Fonda appears in the magazine in a skin-tight, sheer Stella McCartney gown, showing off the body she’s worked so hard to accept. Jane, if we look anything like you at age 73- hell, if we looked like you now- we’d be nothing but proud.

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Look, Ryan Reynolds. You did good when you put a ring on Scarlett Johansson. Everybody knows that that actress is sex on two legs. But you messed up, buddy. You messed up when you divorced her, but we’re here to help you. We are pretty sure you don’t read the tabloids much, so we’ll fill you in: according to Us Weekly, the former Mrs. Reynolds is now thinking about getting back together with her ex-hubby. A informant told the gossip rag that Scarlett has been calling Reynolds endlessly, asking how he’s been, wanting to meet up: “She’s doing everything possible to get him to take her back. Even saying she?s ready to have a baby.” Seriously, do you have any idea how good looking your children would be? Just pick up the phone, Ryan. You know you want to.

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Cameron Diaz out and about in a bikini is a really rare sight. Fortunately the camera lenses caught her out on the beach acting naughty while wearing a tight two piece! Check out her plump butt in her little green bikini while she's playing the surf... that's one tasty ass crack! Soaked and absolutely sexy! Want to see more of Cameron Diaz? Celeb Taboo has tons of hot nude photos and deleted movie sex scenes! Sign up now and access the raunchiest celeb scandals today!

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Here's the petite and cute Avril Lavigne looking so sexy with her vampirish look. She has such a sexy pale whiteness that's going on her. Reminds me of Courtney Love but her tastiness is multiplied ten folds. I don't know how she remains pale out in Cali, but hey it's really working for her. See more of this sexy Canadian punk star inside Celeb Taboo and join now to see more fine looking celebrities like Avril Lavigne nude and exposed inside the biggest celebrity sex scandal database on the net!

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We have to thank Disney for grooming cute girls into gorgeous young looking babes. Well, not just hot looking babes, Disney has a knack of producing the raunchiest and scandalous sluts that celebdom has ever seen. Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Anne Hathaway and Lindsay Lohan are great examples! Here's one Disney chick that grew up to be one naughty star... Vanessa Hudgens! Vanessa Shows off her super sexy long legs while out on the streets without wearing any pants! Yep that's how slutty this beautiful babe is! Want to see her naked? Celeb Taboo has hundreds of hot nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens and other sexy celebrity sluts! Sign up now to see your hottest celebrity sluts getting exposed!

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Teri Hatcher looks steaming hot for her age. She is truly hot and unbelievably fit. This gorgeous cougar seems in tip top shape in these candid photos where she shamelessly strips down to her undies while competing in the Malibu Triathlon. Damn, those panties look damn good on her making us all drool at her cameltoe and her fine legs! Celeb Taboo has tons of Teri Hatcher going completely nude in hot photos and wild sex scenes! See more inside and get access to more sexy celeb babes in the biggest celeb scandal library on the net!